Oct 28 2014
Olive is our sweet, affable — but dimwitted — barn cat.
Of the farm’s five felines, Olive is slow to respond to kids, cars and other threats to life and limb. Dopey Olive, we often say. She’s a few bricks short of a load.
But Olive does possess an unwavering desire to lounge indoors. Leave the screen door unlatched…. crack the mudroom door to unload groceries…. and she skulks in, and bee-lines for a bed.
Once detected, she is discharged.
Lately however, Olive has adopted a new tactic. She is a stealth, nighttime interloper.
Let me set the scene. It is 5:30 am. The house is relatively dark and I stumble groggily around the kitchen — assembling lunches — while my mind pedals through the day’s to-do list.
It is cricket-quiet and I presume I’m alone, until an abrasive SCRATCH-SCRATCH-SCRATCH rings out. I stifle a startled cry before spying the cat, clawing the couch.
Unceremoniously, I heave Olive out the door.
The next morning I’m lost in thought, when the cat freaks me out again, her darkened shape writhing in the living room shadows.
“Hey!” I yell at the kids when they emerge later. “Someone keeps leaving the damn door open and the damn cat is in the house, scratching up the couches! Shut the door, okay?”
Blankly, the kids stare back; none of them fess up.
Olive announces her presence over four consecutive mornings — clawing a different piece of furniture each day — until it dawns on me:
This cat is beating the odds.
In the cellar I discover her entry point: she has popped out a broken, jagged window pane. The same window that I featured in my second-ever blog post, way back in 2009.
At the time, wise old Drippy stalked me from a perch by the basement window. But he never breached the glass barrier. He never puzzled it out.
Perhaps Olive is not as dimwitted as I thought.