Nov 17 2014
Today’s Funny Farm post is all about updates.
First up: the beetle report.
In response to the most recent “name that bug,” contest, I heard from a lot of you dung beetle lovers.
Alas, the mottled insect pictured above is not the poop-slinging variety.
It is Dynastes tityus — better known as the eastern Hercules beetle. Or rhinoceros beetle, if you prefer. And the pinups I featured were both females, as readers Sarah O’Halloran and Lee Miller correctly noted.
Congrats, you two.
Next on the docket: The Chopper report.
Remember when Jazz went Mike Tyson on my arm? (Original post, here.) I wouldn’t say that he’s 100% reformed, but Jazz has repressed his bad behavior.
Thanks to lime juice.
I launched my citrus attack shortly after the big bite. I didn’t wait for an attempted strike; the moment he flattened his ears, I delivered a shot of lime juice. He curled his lip with distaste. After a few sessions, Jazz put two and two together.
As for the injury, the brilliant bruise has vanished but the swelling remains. It looks less like a goose egg. More like a speed bump. And it’s astonishingly tender after three weeks’ recovery.
Finally, outbuilding repairs. Last month I mentioned our barn roof woes and debated the merits of scheduling our Amish crew to commence construction in the fall, versus spring. Readers voted for now, not later. And we agreed.
Recently, I signed the contract and cut a check toward materials and labor. Project barn roof replacement starts: