Exit Stage Left

The baby is throwing up.
The dog ran away.
The barn roof is leaking.
And the kids are dismantling the bathroom.

This is my cue to leave.

Fortunately for yours truly, I’ve got a ticket out of here: a date with a plane bound for Charlotte, then a layover before I fly into Lexington, Kentucky. I’ll be gone a week.

Plenty of time for the baby to cease projectile vomiting.
And dog’s already been located.

As for the other two problems, I don’t have much advice.¬†Go get some caulk.

Who knows? A little caulk might take care of the baby’s issues as well….