Fortunate Fortune

Fortune cookies once offered a generic prophecy, some vanilla wisdom.


Your patience will be rewarded in the future. 


The time is right to make good friends. That sort of thing.

Apparently those days are over. Now the cookie tells you how it is. It doesn’t mince words.

Cayden pulled this little winner last night:

So glad it’s just a recreational pastime and not an addiction. He told me that he can quit whenever he wants…