Oct 15 2012
Someone suggested we steal some pumpkins.
Someone said they wouldn’t be missed.
This someone agreed.
“We’ll bring the kids,” we plotted.
Unfortunately, no one checked the getaway car gas gauge.
Boosting pumpkins in broad daylight is brazen. Running out of fuel mid-heist is downright foolish.
Sure kid, you can keep that ghost gourd…
… but you’re looking at six months in juvie.