The Bane of Border Collies





There are a few things that a Border Collie cannot stand:

1. Thunder, fireworks, and the like…

2. The act of being herded by other dogs…

3. And the smothering affection of children.

Fortunately, Scottish sheep dogs can cower during thunderstorms.

And they can outrun most other canine breeds.

But kids? It’s tough to dodge the crush of kids. They will chase you, they will corner you, they will hunt you down.

Don’t fight it. There’s simply no escape.


Oh please, don’t squeeze off my head…


In Border Collie world, the only good kid is a sleeping kid.