Xtreme Distraction

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I know that Funny Farm has been mighty quiet, lately. And there are blog-worthy anecdotes and pictures simmering on the back burner.

But everything’s on hold until we’ve completed Xtreme Hike, a fundraising event to benefit Brynn and others who suffer from Cystic Fibrosis. (If you’ve donated already, my hearty thanks.)

Martin conjured up this craziness last year: a ridiculously long hike (26 miles, give or take) to be tackled in a single day. Not only would participants suffer through a Bataan death march, but they’d have to raise money for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, too.

Nearly 20 hikers trudged along the trail and raised almost $50k.

That was last year. Now, Xtreme Hike 2 is upon us. In fact it’s this Saturday, at Wintergreen Resort, near Charlottesville, Va. Forty hikers have signed on, including yours truly. And this year’s course is so challenging, we had to shave a few miles off it.

Over Labor Day, Martin and I traveled to Wintergreen to scope out the toughest leg of the hike: a 13-mile loop in George Washington National Forest. The elevation gain is 4,000 feet.

The first six miles were tough. Steep, rocky and hard-going.

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The second half was torturous. In one section, the elevation rose 1,000 feet in less than a mile. At times we crawled up the rock face; I had to hoist the dog up over a boulder.

During one of our many breaks — a two-minute pause to swig some water — Maisie actually fell asleep. We successfully fatigued a Border Collie.

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tuckered out

 

Martin and I surrendered after 9 miles. We couldn’t complete the loop. Instead, we hiked to a road, walked to a little convenience store, and hitched a ride to our car.

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temporary defeat…

 

After that re-con trip, we altered the Xtreme Hike route. The most agonizing stretch has been edited — though a portion has been retained to guarantee that our hike remains extreme.

I’m dreading it and looking forward to it at the same time. I can’t wait to start, and I can’t wait for it to be over.

If you’d like to support the Xtreme Hike, it’s not too late! To donate or to read more about Brynn, please click here.

Otherwise, simply wish us good luck.

It’s for a good cause…

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