Mar 23 2017
What’s the proper protocol once you’ve trapped an opossum?
Is there a rural edict regarding relocation? If you release one, are you passing the nuisance to someone else? Is it liken to dumping your lawn clippings over a neighbor’s fence?
Earlier this week, we found ourselves in the company of another Oh Possum.
Periodically, we have trouble with nocturnal critters, who treat the barn cat food like a buffet bar.
“You stop feeding those cats, you wouldn’t have these problems,” an animal control guy once said, when a raccoon was loitering around the house.
It’s true, cat food temps the wildlife. But solving one problem would create another: without cats, there’d be a rodent revolution. They keep the mice to a minimum.
Back to the opossum conundrum. The last time we pulled a critter from the buffet line, we deported him.
But Monday, we didn’t have time for a road trip. So I texted our local marsupial wrangler, Liz, for advice.
Last fall she caught one in her barn.
And picked it up.
By the tail.
But as I learned, she set him down nearby since her barn is sealed tight at night.
Our structure, on the other hand, has nooks, crannies and crawl spaces. Critters can hide in the daytime, and emerge to party like rockstars at night.
Last Sunday, one particular rockstar refused to leave the feed room area. (He parked in plain sight, and played possum.)
So out came the trap, and we discovered him, contained the next morning. Then Martin and I pondered how far was far enough, to prevent his return.
Google wasn’t very helpful. I did stumble on a forum discussion entitled, “Dispatching with a captured opossum humanely.” Some person caught one, using a Havahart trap, then debated whether to shoot it with a .45 pistol, a .22 rifle, or a .17 bolt-action rimfire rifle. Which to use? And will the shot ricochet off the cage?
The answer was never revealed but suffice to say, that critter is in marsupial heaven.
Our opossum was transported to the river’s edge and set free. Apparently, he did not enjoy his Gator ride — imprisoned, and jouncing along at 20 mph, with 3 gleeful, raucous children.
When Martin released Oh Possum, he couldn’t flee the scene fast enough. That crazy ride might’ve put him off domestic living for good.